Chapter 1026 — The Prankster Duo in Action

"What is it?" Feng Xiaoxiao asked, a little puzzled.

"Look at the transom over our heads..." Shen Yushu said, her expression odd as she pointed upward.

"What about the transom?" Feng Xiaoxiao raised her head in confusion—and got the fright of her life. For there, pressed flat against the outside of the transom, was a person! Only, a security grille covered the outside, so no one could poke their head in through it.

"Xie Yufeng?" Feng Xiaoxiao recognized him at once—the new transfer student from yesterday! She was instantly furious. "He looks so decent, but he's this much of a pervert? Peeping on girls during training?"

"Yeah, but we've caught him!" A gleam of excitement lit Shen Yushu's face.

Catching her look, Feng Xiaoxiao nodded in understanding. No words were needed between them; they quietly got to their feet and slipped toward the equipment storeroom beside the gym. The PE teacher had unlocked it earlier to fetch medicine balls and other training gear and hadn't locked it again—after all, the balls had to be put back after class. And during a lesson, it would never occur to him that anyone might sneak into the storeroom!

What Shen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao were actually after was a suitable set of pranking tools. The gym storeroom was vast and crammed with all manner of things: besides sports training equipment, it also held athletic uniforms and school security guards' uniforms and the like...

"Heh heh!" Shen Yushu dug a few pairs of ice skates and spiked shoes off a shelf and broke into a grin.

Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at the weapons in her hands, and the corners of her mouth curled up too. "You want them to fall and land on these?"

"Yep, but how do we make them fall?" Shen Yushu nodded, then frowned over the difficulty.

Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes swept the storeroom, and suddenly landed on something. She dashed over, snatched it up, and waved it triumphantly. "Leave this to me—let them taste a stun baton!"

In her hand was a stun baton! It was the kind the school guards carried on night patrol, and naturally there were spares—just like the uniforms—stored in the storeroom.

"Then let's split up and move!" Shen Yushu felt that Feng Xiaoxiao was simply born to be her partner in crime. This time, Xie Yufeng and his friends were done for!

"No problem!" Feng Xiaoxiao raised her right hand.

Shen Yushu understood and raised her own hand to slap it. "Here's to total victory! After I set the trap, I'll crouch under the transom next to theirs and meow like a cat—then you zap them down!"

With that, Shen Yushu gathered an armful of spiked shoes, ice skates, and the like, and ran out of the gym through the storeroom's back door, while Feng Xiaoxiao, stun baton in hand, took up position beneath the transom next to the one Xie Yufeng was at.

This spot was basically a blind corner in the dark. Unless Xie Yufeng deliberately looked straight down, he couldn't possibly see anyone on the seats below—and this time Feng Xiaoxiao was under the neighboring transom, making her even harder to spot.

Xie Yufeng, Li Panghu, and Wang Congming had all climbed up onto the wire mesh over one of the transoms. The mesh was fairly high, but with Xie Yufeng's true qi to help, Li Panghu and Wang Congming were hauled up with ease.

"Found her? How come I don't see Feng Xiaoxiao?" Xie Yufeng had been watching for ages and still hadn't caught sight of her. He muttered to himself, puzzled, "Don't tell me the girl skipped class?"

"Yeah, I don't see her either—but I do see Gu Mengyao! Only she's wearing shorts and kept her top on, so there's nothing worth looking at!" Wang Congming said with some regret.

"And I don't see that big-breasted girl Shen Yushu either!" Li Panghu said lecherously. "Every time I think about her chest, I can't sleep!"

Shen Yushu had just reached the spot beneath the three of them and heard Li Panghu slandering her. She was furious. My chest belongs to Chewing Gum Bro—how dare you fantasize about it? Hmph hmph, this ice skate's for you—hope you land right on your balls!

Shen Yushu laid the ice skates and spiked shoes out in a row along the spot where the three of them would have to land, then tiptoed over and hid herself at the base of the wall beneath the neighboring transom.

From that angle, Xie Yufeng and the others couldn't see her either! That done, Shen Yushu pinched her nose and meowed like a cat: "Mew..."

The meow gave Xie Yufeng and the other two a start! Xie Yufeng was a Mystic-rank expert, but to keep his identity hidden he didn't dare use his true qi freely. He'd used a little when climbing onto the wire mesh earlier, and had kept it suppressed within his body ever since—who knew when that fellow Wei Zhao might turn up?

He had seen Wei Zhao leave the classroom—what if Wei Zhao had come over to this area? So naturally, he had no idea that Shen Yushu had already crept up on them.

"What's that sound?" Xie Yufeng frowned.

"Sounds like a cat. It's nothing!" Wang Congming shook his head.

"Right, a cat—and a female cat in heat!" Li Panghu chimed in.

"Oh!" Xie Yufeng nodded and went back to peeping.

Shen Yushu was furious. Your mother's the one in heat! Just you wait—you'll get what's coming to you soon enough!

Inside the gymnasium, Feng Xiaoxiao caught Shen Yushu's signal and swiftly climbed up the backs of the seats to the edge of the transom window above. With the seats beneath her feet for support, and the floor of the gymnasium already higher than the ground outside, she scaled the transom with ease.

Hee hee! Feng Xiaoxiao bared her teeth in a grin, flicked on the stun baton, and touched it to the wire mesh! The mesh outside the transom was all interconnected, so the moment she touched the baton to it, Xie Yufeng, Wang Congming, and Li Panghu let out a shrill "Awooo!" and, shuddering from head to toe, dropped off the electric fence!

But in the instant of falling, Xie Yufeng caught sight of the spiked shoes and ice skates below and nearly jumped out of his skin! If he landed right on those, he'd end up with a fistula! Terrified, he instinctively tried to summon his true qi to shield himself and spring clear! That way he could also shove Wang Congming and Li Panghu aside in the same instant!

"Huh? Isn't that Xie Yufeng? Playing the flying trapeze, are we?"

A voice drifted lazily from the side, and Xie Yufeng's heart lurched. He instinctively clamped down on the true qi within him, not daring to circulate it any further—because that voice belonged to none other than Wei Zhao!