護花近衛 - 第360章 跪CPU - 翰墨軒

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Chapter 360 — Kneel on the CPU

The Blossom Guardian · Page 2 of 2

or help you smooth things over?" "Heh heh, it would be best if you helped me grab them, though we can grab them ourselves as well." An Liwen nodded. "Naturally, I will set aside a share of the profits for you every month, Brother Cihua. I will not have you work for nothing." "Mm." Li Cihua nodded, satisfied. The organ trade was a business of monstrous profit; if An Liwen was willing to cut him in, that was no bad proposition at all. "Of course, if you happen to have anyone on hand who died recently, Brother Cihua, you can send them to me as well!" An Liwen said. "There is no need for us to say such things aloud. You will get your share as well." "No problem! Then it is settled." Li Cihua nodded. Had it been anyone else, he would not have agreed so readily — but he knew a few things about the An household. An Jiande had been running the organ trade for years, always quietly, and there had never been a problem. So there should be no risk in working with An Liwen; they had already built up a large-scale operation, and they would not expose themselves easily. "Brother Cihua is indeed a forthright man!" An Liwen smiled and nodded, raising the glass of red wine in his hand. Though his face was a mess of bruises and swelling, he was in high spirits now that he had struck a partnership! With Li Cihua's support, his business was certain to grow! And today he had learned a piece of news of great importance: Wei Zhao was not Gu Mengyao's boyfriend at all, but her bodyguard! That made things much easier — though his approach to Wei Zhao would have to change as well... If the man really was a bodyguard, winning him over would be the better play. But if he proved unreasonable, then there was no help for it; he would simply have to be uncivil to him. Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu sat on the sofa watching television. When Shen Yushu finished her call with Wei Zhao, Gu Mengyao asked, "Xiaoshu, is he coming back now?" "Mm, Sister Yaoyao, Brother Jianpai says he is on his way back." Shen Yushu nodded. "He said he was not being dishonest, that he did not go looking for women!" "Hmph, a man's word, and you can still believe it?" Gu Mengyao snorted twice. "Xiaoshu, you are far too ready to trust people. Do not let Wei Zhao fool you. My daddy still says Mommy did not run off because he drove her to it, but what are the facts? I secretly saw the note Mommy left behind, and it said exactly that she had been driven off by Daddy!" "Oh... then what do we do? When Brother Jianpai gets back, you ask him yourself!" In her heart Shen Yushu was doubtful too — had Brother Jianpai really withstood temptation? "I have heard that the only way to make a man tell the truth is to make him kneel on a CPU! Sister Yaoyao, why do we not try it too?" Gu Mengyao broke into a sweat when she heard that. "Kneel on a CPU? Xiaoshu, your method is out of date. I have heard that nowadays people kneel on the television remote — change the channel and you get a beating! The new CPUs do not even have pins anymore, so they serve no purpose as punishment!" "It is all right, Sister Yaoyao. We can plug the computer in, take off the CPU's cooling fan, and make Brother Jianpai kneel on it." Shen Yushu brandished her fist. "...Do you want to scald him to death?" Gu Mengyao was speechless. Without a fan, would the CPU not get scalding hot? "Who wants to scald someone to death? Scald who to death?" Wei Zhao pushed the door open and walked in, just in time to catch the last half of Gu Mengyao's sentence, and asked, puzzled.