Chapter 594 — Wei Zhao's Headache
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Wei Zhao stretched languidly, taking stock of his body. Just moments ago he had been on the brink of death, yet now he had recovered to peak condition — brimming with energy, not a trace of abnormality in him. Only the bloodstains on his clothes were a ghastly sight.
Wei Zhao scrambled swiftly off the bed and flung open the door, only to freeze in his tracks.
For there, sitting in the living room, were both the Young Lady and Tang Zhi. How had they both gotten here?
"Wei Zhao, are you all right? How did it get this bad?" Gu Mengyao rose first and hurried to Wei Zhao's side, gazing up at him tenderly, her lovely eyes brimming with affection.
Wei Zhao couldn't suppress a shiver at the sound of Gu Mengyao's voice. Was this really the Young Lady? Why this tone? Had he not truly woken up after all — was he still dreaming?
For reasons she herself couldn't fathom, Gu Mengyao had slipped effortlessly into character in Tang Zhi's presence, behaving like a devoted wife anxious over her husband. Especially at the sight of the pool of blood on the front of Wei Zhao's clothes, her irritation toward Tang Zhi flared — Wei Zhao was only hurt because he went to avenge you!
"Wei Zhao, I'm sorry — if it weren't for me, you never would have been injured!" Tang Zhi, naturally unwilling to concede, rushed over and hooked her arm around his.
Gu Mengyao was not about to let her lay claim to him. She promptly seized his other arm, and Shen Yushu threw herself into his embrace: "Brother Arrow, we were so worried about you! Are you feeling all right? If you're fine, let's hurry home for a threesome!"
"What?!" Wei Zhao nearly jumped out of his skin at Shen Yushu's words. A threesome? Was Xiaoshu running a fever — or had she gone insane?
"Wei Zhao, she says she's your fiancée? That Gu Mengyao is the main wife and Shen Yushu the second wife?" Tang Zhi's mind was in a knot. Though she was worried about Wei Zhao's injuries, the questions gnawing at her demanded answers.
"Huh? Main wife, second wife?" Wei Zhao's eyes went even wider. What on earth were they talking about?
"It's true, Wei Zhao — tell her. Aren't you my personal bodyguard, the one who handles all those pesky flies that pester me?" Gu Mengyao spoke with a certain unease. Now that Wei Zhao was awake, her lie was about to be exposed, but she refused to capitulate before Tang Zhi — so she pressed on.
"Well..." Wei Zhao stared at Gu Mengyao, at a complete loss. What had gotten into her today? Why was she being so aggressive?
"They say you two are always kissing, and having threesomes?" Though Tang Zhi found the word "threesome" rather unladylike, she had no room for delicacy — she wanted the truth.
"Since when have I kissed anyone? A threesome? That's even more absurd!" Wei Zhao broke into a cold sweat, thinking to himself: I wouldn't mind a threesome — but who would be the second one?
"Brother Arrow, you dare say you've never kissed me or Sister Yayaoyao? You even kissed Sister Yayaoyao so much she got pregnant — she was throwing up and everything!" Shen Yushu declared. "And on the beach — didn't you kiss me too?"
"Is that true?" Tang Zhi gazed up at Wei Zhao with a wounded look.
Wei Zhao's head throbbed. He had no idea how Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu had ended up at odds with Tang Zhi, but one thing was clear — the two of them had fed Tang Zhi a pile of outrageous fabrications.
"Good grief — that was an indirect kiss, okay? You drank from a cup I'd already sipped from, and that counts as kissing? If that could get someone pregnant, the whole street would be full of expectant mothers!" Wei Zhao was nearly speechless. "And Xiaoshu, I was giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation — how is that a kiss?"