Chapter 1151 — Is It or Isn't It?
The Blossom Guardian · Page 2 of 2
"Xiaoshu, why didn't you call me when you played a trick on him?" Feng Xiaoxiao was somewhat regretful at having missed the sight of Su Taizao being pranked! From his own account alone it had already been hilarious — never mind witnessing the whole thing!
"You were flirting with Brother Arrow — how could I disturb you?" Shen Yushu grinned at Feng Xiaoxiao. "How far have you two gotten? Tell me all about it?"
"That I can't just tell you — it's a personal secret." Feng Xiaoxiao shook her head and spoke mysteriously.
"Don't tell me you're still a virgin?" Shen Yushu looked Feng Xiaoxiao up and down and spoke with her usual brazenness.
"That — how could that be? Who says I still am? I'm not anymore! What about you, still are you? What, jealous of me?" Feng Xiaoxiao protested, thinking to herself: I say I'm not, so I'm not — what are you going to do, tell by looking?
"Me? What would I be jealous of? I stopped being one ages ago — even earlier than you!" Shen Yushu said. "I'm Brother Arrow's first woman!"
"Anyone can brag!" Feng Xiaoxiao snorted.
"You must still be one — otherwise why do you walk so steadily? They say on television that after the first time, a girl's legs are always stiff." Shen Yushu shook her head.
"They say on television? So you admit it's what television says! In other words, you have no experience yourself at all! Weren't you supposed to have stopped being one long ago? If you'd lived through it yourself, why would you need to watch television?" Feng Xiaoxiao retorted.
"I — I fell asleep the moment I was done, and was all recovered by the next day. My situation's different from yours!" Shen Yushu's eyes darted as she spoke.
Gu Mengyao and Tang Zhi exchanged another wry smile and a helpless shake of the head. These two really were something — arguing about everything, and about something no less glorious than this, no less! And taking it so seriously!
"Enough, the pair of you are both still virgins! Xiaoshu, Xiaoxiao, hurry back to bed — are we watching the sunrise tomorrow or not?" Wei Zhao, wearing a wry smile of his own, hastily vouched for his own innocence! You can't pin this on me! I never laid a finger on either of them — how could they not be virgins?
Shen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao were both exposed at the same instant; involuntarily their cheeks flushed red and they exchanged an awkward little laugh, before Feng Xiaoxiao said: "I won't be one much longer!"
"I won't be one for much longer either!" Shen Yushu said.
Wei Zhao was rendered speechless; he seized Feng Xiaoxiao and beat a hasty retreat.
The eldest young lady likewise took Xiaoshu by the hand and went back with Tang Zhi to rest, until only An Liwen and Su Taizao were left behind.
"How come this Wei Zhao is so popular — both girls are sweet on him?" Su Taizao said with a measure of envy.
"Both? Would you dare take the two of them if I handed them to you? A facial mask alone scared the daylights out of you — marry them and you'd be scared straight into your coffin!" An Liwen snorted. "That Feng Xiaoxiao is eight parts cut from the same cloth as Shen Yushu — from now on I'll have to keep my wits about me and watch I don't fall into their trap!"
It had to be said that An Liwen had a keen eye for people: one glance and he saw that Feng Xiaoxiao too belonged to the prank-loving crowd. Such people must never be offended, or life in the days to come would be anything but good.