Chapter 1602 — See for Yourself
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Shen Yushu's words made Wei Zhao break out in a cold sweat. A direct kiss? That was mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, for crying out loud!
To demonstrate their fairness and impartiality, Zhong Yongliang and Gao Xiaofu deliberately left themselves to draw last. And the slip Zhong Yongliang happened to draw was precisely the one Wei Zhao had tucked into the crevice at the edge of the box!
"What?" Gao Xiaofu stared at the slip in his hand, his entire face turning the color of bitter gourd! The name he had drawn was that of Zhen Ruhua — the second ugliest girl to attend this reunion! This girl wasn't just beefy and grotesquely fat; she was absurdly short, even more Ruhua than the Ruhua from the movies!
"Bro Liang, what am I supposed to do? How can my luck be this terrible?" Gao Xiaofu looked at the slip in his hand, close to tears with none to shed.
"Hahaha!" Zhong Yongliang glanced at Gao Xiaofu's slip and couldn't stop himself from howling with laughter. "You, my friend, have been outsmarted by your own cleverness. You prepared a special slip for me — why didn't you prepare one for yourself? Serves you right, doesn't it?"
In truth, it wasn't that Gao Xiaofu hadn't wanted to prepare one. He had originally planned to secretly palm a slip beforehand and pretend to draw it when the time came! But this was the height of summer — everyone was wearing short sleeves, and there was no way to hide a slip in his hand!
He wasn't a magician, so he had no choice but to draw with his own hand! The reason he had made Shen Yushu's slip shorter was precisely so that he could draw it himself when the time came and casually designate it for Wei Zhao. After all, Gao Xiaofu had no girl he fancied in their class — he was only cooperating with Zhong Yongliang. Whether he played this game or not was all the same to him!
But now, having drawn this Zhen Ruhua, there was no one he could designate her to — no one would accept! He had no choice but to step into the ring himself!
Meanwhile, Zhong Yongliang was still mocking Gao Xiaofu. Still laughing, he raised his own slip to look at it — and instantly let out a strangled "Gah!" and froze with his jaw hanging open! The name on his slip wasn't Gu Mengyao at all, but Mei Ruxian — the ugliest girl in their class! Truly "beautiful as an immortal"!
This woman not only had a face full of craters but also a crooked mouth and skewed eyes, a set of yellow teeth, and breath so foul you could smell it from ten feet away! The thought that his safe-kiss partner was going to be someone like this nearly made Zhong Yongliang faint dead away!
"Bro Liang, what's wrong with you?" Gao Xiaofu blinked, not understanding what had gotten into Zhong Yongliang.
"Xiaofu, in a moment, you're going to complete this task using my slip — you absolutely must complete the mission!" Zhong Yongliang handed the slip to Gao Xiaofu, clapped him on the shoulder, and spoke with earnest gravity.
"Huh?" Gao Xiaofu stared in confusion. "Bro Liang, aren't you going to go plant a kiss on Gu Mengyao?"
"See for yourself," Zhong Yongliang said.
Gao Xiaofu opened the slip Zhong Yongliang had handed him with some puzzlement...